Jess

Ninja, lifetime procrastinator and learner

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[cami | TDWP2.👠 @andreahsachs]

reminding you that, during the covid-19 pandemic, i was hopeless in life and, suddenly, meryl streep, christine baranski, and audra mcdonald got together and performed the song 'the ladies who lunch'. who can survive without art, my god! incredible women!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Marti Arti @Marti_Chann]

Me after what the pope wrote against AI

[milk @milkinhisbag]

please wait for the pan over to paul it is comedic timing gold

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

this is what happens when u give working class children access to the arts

[Jess @esa_ninja]

Me: *sends risky text*
Immediately have feelings of shame for 24 hours. Gross, ew!

I'm not this person. Never been this person 🤢

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

100%. All these liberal women parroting anti-birth control, anti-pap smear, have even seen anti-tampon don't get how dangerous this rhetoric is. Esp in an era where we're actively losing repro rights (in the US) - we've already lost Roe and mifepristone could be banned soon!!

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

lol

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i am radically pro-transgender & if you are too, now is the time to prove it