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~el perreo intenso acaba de comenzar~

[chobani vázquez 🍉 @esaclaud]

Be honest with yourself, if I’m not one of your Cornell crushes who is??

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Anthropic are literally effectively burning books and want to be the exclusive source of truth in the future.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is your friendly reminder that data centers don't actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it's the cheapest way to do it.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

“Humans caused this” no. humans have lived alongside and even grew ecosystems for hundreds of thousands of years. What has caused this is European-driven and influenced settler-colonialism and mass industrialization. There’s no way around that.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[the olandria of my season @derintheestalli]

kuman chandler asked aniya if they could talk, then refused to speak first, then stayed mute while staring in her face most of the conversation AND NOW HE IS TELLING EVERYONE HE DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO EXPRESS HIMSELF?!?!?!?!!!!

[shadon @pvrekhs]

the boys seriously think a minutes long compilation of kc saying he has nothing in common with aniya, calling her a grandma, and saying he’s tired of waiting for her to put out sexually is the same thing as a compilation of her exploring her connection with carl? nuke the villa

[chobani vázquez 🍉 @esaclaud]

words of affirmation

[cy (◑.̱◑) @taehyunqueef]

what’s it called when u have a praise kink and a degradation kink is there a word for that

[ᴍʏᴀ 🎀༘⋆ @belairestt]

i’ll slap tf outta zach and sincere

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[Yari @idlojoca]

Ayer en Plaza Las Americas muchos puertorriqueños “ajenados” a la necesidad del Agua se quejaron cuando se encontraron los baños cerrados. Otros questionaban porque los restaurantes estaban cerrados. Definitivamente hay un Puerto Rico paralelo él cual muchos no formamos parte…

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Again to be clear they stopped counting deaths at 800,000 in December 2025. It is well over a million now

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.

[NotBasquiat06 @NotBasquiat06]

It's crazy how you kind of need money to mature into other stages of life otherwise you just stay where your at

[chobani vázquez 🍉 @esaclaud]

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