Esby Rain Duncan

Writer, Storyteller, Actor and Speaker who loves tequila and spends an inordinate amount of time talking smack.

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Did Tom Segura really just say R Kelly should be allowed back into music?? I always loved him but now we are excusing grapists and child m*lesters?? #funnyaf @KevinHart4real @tomsegura @netflix

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@AMekroun What do you mean, ‘If you’re pregnant, you gotta get on out of here’???? Where is she supposed to go?? She needs a mother, not judgment.

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@l_4th @ABC Considering that he’s been arrested 4 times for DUI, another time for assaulting a designer at a party, head butted him and broke his nose. Now this assault. Plenty of history.

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@mariashriver I’m sorry for your loss. Beautiful tribute.

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@flexasaurusrex @spectatorindex Not much different than ICE in the US.

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@SarDean413 So excited for you! They are gorgeous!

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@SarDean413 Best wishes to you and congratulations to the lucky groom!

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@LibyaLiberty Perfect. I’ve got 4000 gallons of marinara to get rid of.

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@NovelistJessica @TerryTyler4 I know I look like a 1950s housewife. Just go with it. #JaneAusten #northangerabbey

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@JamesL1927 ‘Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not landing in Chicago.’ One of my favorites.

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@RealRonHoward Gorgeous. From one coast sunset to another. #gulfcoast #gulfofmexico

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@ClimateWarrior7 @TerryTyler4 I have no idea what is going on here but I’m here for it.

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@neilhimself Party goers:

Host: It’s time for me to let you people get home.

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@JessGrose Ahhhh. I thought you meant your ‘real life’. I gotta check that out and get back. On the ‘real life’ issue… way too soon…

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@SarDean413 Hey Sara! I’m just seeing this. So excited for both of you. He’s a lucky man!!

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@SarDean413 Best wishes for an amazing and lasting marriage! And congratulations to the lucky groom!! I’m so happy for both of you. 💜💜💜

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@AnneGaletka @UberFacts Except those with psychopathic tendencies. Studies show that psychopaths don’t ‘catch’ a contagious yawn because they don’t feel empathy. So if you’re being watched by a true psychopath, your yawn won’t affect them. Stay safe out there!

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@bamableu It may not compare but having a difficult day is still a thing. It’s all about keeping it in perspective. 💜💜💜

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@quinncy The first time was an accident, then word got out…

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@harbtastic That’s about right.