Mariposa

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[utc @zayschels]

appointed our first baddie im kinda nervous

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[gia ܓܺܝܐ @giiambn]

i feel so bad for the girls who spent their uni years with a uni bf instead of living peak friendship experiences

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Marla Gutiérrez @marlagutierreza]

¿Al final quién recibe las regalías de Michael Jackson? Necesito saber quién está monetizando mi obsesión de este mes.

[eliz @eliza___v]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You're having a nice day then someone asks how your job search is going

[miia @miiagarro]

next month is may, may every man stfu

[🧸 @_y3maya]

*i’m not picky*

me after seeing the menu

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Levis ✘ @Selxrare]

she rubbed her clit all over that mic and the friction generated the cuntiest cunt ever to cunt

[ً @wynrosei]

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

[🐐 @major_pudi]

"Krror krrr"
"Can i help you"
"Woof woof"
"Ayayay nanininina"

[𝕽𝖆𝖞𝖆𝖉𝖔 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖊 @ChampagneRYD]

Según mis planes, a esta edad tendría que estar ayudando a los pobres, no uniéndome a ellos

[autist @litteralyme0]

being unemployed and your family's talking about financial problem around u is another level of feeling useless

[mevi ⚢ @GHOSTFACELOTTIE]

call me wonder woman the way im always wondering abt women

[Kush @kushika_twt]

Job post: are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. Just hire me.