Mister Miracle.

We're all bound by something.

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"My wife's pregnant and my living room's getting cut in half."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"I saw the face of God."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

@HailDarkseid "I was part of your sick treaty. I was too young to even have my own name. You took that from me. Now your own blood fights to honour Highfather. Orion's an asshole, but it'll be worth the stress, seeing him take you out."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

@HailDarkseid "I'm not your slave. I'm not Granny's warrior and I'm a survivor of your Pit. I'm an escape artist, and one that's going to help bring down your reign. Heh... for New Genesis."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"I don't trust life. I trust the Anti-Life Equation making me distrust life..."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"And I shout "For New Genesis" when me and my platoon wipe out your armies on Apokolips for your real son. Point?" https://t.co/8gPKsnfIdl

[Darkseid @HailDarkseid]

“Slave, I see your ‘humor’ has not dwindled.” https://t.co/LJuA4JmKsZ

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Here's one: Darkseid /Was/." https://t.co/GQnnqxCBZS

[Darkseid @HailDarkseid]

"Old God.
New God.
There is but one true God.
Zeus, like so many before him, has perished at the hands of Darkseid."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"We have more Boom Tubes." https://t.co/p37UcKBvB0

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Why does life always remind me of that Kardashian show..."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Why does life always remind me of that Kardashian show..."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Darkseid is..."
Scoffs.

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"I only know one Christmas story. Granny Goodness told it every year. It doesn't exactly sound like a Christmas story."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"People tend to critique my outfit. One guy gave my act a three out of five because my outfit was too bright. Adviced a black cape. I like my outfit."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Is it common for super villains to watch my acts? I don't know if that's a good thing, bad thing, or if I should care." https://t.co/NQhTzbKLku

[𝓢hiva @HerFinalLesson]

"Welcome." https://t.co/Thi38Y5OGi

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Thank you?" https://t.co/HtM8tyDen4

[𝓢hiva @HerFinalLesson]

"Anyone who willingly sits severely trapped in a box, in front of an incoming train, and escapes easily..well that's pretty much a miracle. To me at least."

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"It's not a... When are you leaving?" https://t.co/blQ9g7PVau

[𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗻. @QUlNNTASTIC]

"Is that a metaphor?" https://t.co/NAZ28mbYcE

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Hmph... It's not fake. I'm actually escaping." https://t.co/U8tqbHnyQY

[𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗻. @QUlNNTASTIC]

"Ain't this the guy who escapes stuff on TV? IS IT ALL FAKE OR WHAT!?" https://t.co/9oGZKhpmsJ

[Mister Miracle. @EscapeoIogy]

"Darkseid is.
Everyone says that. But what does it mean? I bet it doesn't mean anything. People just think it sounds cool."