sarah

i only use twitter to write down the thoughts i have in my head and then laugh after posting them because they are dumb and i think im funny

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Serena crip walked for 4 seconds and gained more yards than the Chiefs in the entire first half

[Steelers Depot 7⃣ @Steelersdepot]

Oh my. 🤣 #Steelers #NFL

[Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella]

Judd Apatow's name sounds like a frat made up by someone who doesn't know greek letters

[AB @AB84]

Happy CTE Day #CTESPN

[In My Mind @MeAloneInMyMind]

Brock Purdy after the Chiefs and the 49ers game:
#SuperBowl

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all keep thinking celebrities are perfect they are real people with real problems too

[sarah @EscapeTheTacos]

@TheMoCoShow The real question is how to pronounce Bowie

[sarah @EscapeTheTacos]

@Sam_ONella I have never clicked a twitter notification faster

[AJ Torres @ajtorres1230]

LMFAO KELCE GOT ME DYING

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Mike McDaniel out here ripping vapes during the game. No wonder the Dolphins couldn’t get plays in on time…

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jamaal Williams 😂 https://t.co/WbWCdQeydS

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One of the greatest mood switches in post game interview history.

Stop playing with Jamaal Williams!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Imagine trading 5 picks & 3 players for your QB and paying him $253 million only to get flamed on national TV by Patrick Star on Nickelodeon

[sarah @EscapeTheTacos]

@BBCWorld HE BETTER STAY AS THE WITCHER ISTG

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

British actor Henry Cavill dropped from Superman role https://t.co/wYrMcBKhfq

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Diego Maradona's reaction to the Argentinean national anthem being booed during the Italia '90 Final.

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

🚨 26-year old professional footballer Amir Nasr-Azadani faces execution in Iran after campaigning for women’s rights and basic freedom in his country. 🇮🇷💔

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Nah he’s taking the utter piss.

🎥 @davend22

[sarah @EscapeTheTacos]

@PlanetaBoca 😂✨🥺