Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson

9x Keepsies Upsies Mid Atlantic Regional Champ

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Friday sunshine got me feeling like McDonald’s sprite

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

I’m just a sleepy mf looking for a woman that brings me the same feeling as an after-lunch cup of coffee

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Jerry Jones is the cop

[Tailgate Ted @TailgateTed]

We may hate each other but we can all agree that DALLAS SUCKS

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Go birds. Kill fascists.

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Democrats gotta stop being little centrist bitches hoping to get undecided republicans on their side and fucking RADICALIZE over the next 4 years

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

The horns in “Got to Get You Into My Life” do very positive things for my psyche

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Elon is such a cringey fucking loser bitch.

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Day off after a birds win, getting drunk in the kitchen off booze & strange Japanese nectars, listening to international disco soul, while @slaushy cooks up a sumptuous batch of ramen in the Dutch oven. 🔙🔛🔝

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

There are so many jokes I have to let go unsaid in response to my students and it might be the hardest part of my job. I could end some of these kids whole career and I gotta just sit at my desk like

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

The ever-growing urge to buy a lil house with a lil land and build things out of wood in a lil shed I built out of wood

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

@Slaushy The lord glazing is crazy

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

🇮🇱 to Lebanese people: When we’re done, you can come back safely to your homes

Their homes:

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

I’M THE HAT MAN! 🎶Skibeedeebeedee you owe me money🎶

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

I may be on day 3 of the flu feeling very unproductive, but I DID come downstairs and kill that one really annoying fly in my living room and that’s for the good of the fellas™

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Never change Philadelphia…

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

do u have to wait until ur 40s to collect sheep 🤔

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

its ore and wheat szn bb

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[Ezekiel “Bones” Jawnson @escapethrumusic]

Full Metal Alchemist!
FULL. METAL. ALCHEMIST.