escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo

Comics Twitter got me into manga. Nouns that I'm pro: shonen/jump/app
...also Gundam

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

One of my worst fears is that if World War 3 becomes reality and the nukes will drop, after the dust has cleared, someone, somewhere will still be playing reggae music...

[太田垣康男 @ohtagakiyasuo]

【LEGO活・オリジナルビルド】クリードとソニアが乗ってたサンダーボルト版ガンタンクをLEGOで作った。1/100より少し大きいサイズ。

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@Dreamboum I managed to grab the 0 before it got replaced with the directors cut. I want to play the whole series but it looks like I need to buy them quickly before RGG does that to all of them. The recent Kiwami update was stupid as well.

[機動警察パトレイバー公式 @patlabor0810]

【EZY 情報】
昔も今も、きっとこれからも―

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『機動警察パトレイバー EZY』
全３章構成にて劇場公開決定！
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File 1：2026年5月15日(金)
File 2：2026年8月14日(金)
File 3：2027年3月

#パトレイバーEZY #patlabor

[電ファミニコゲーマー @denfaminicogame]

『ボトムズ』15年ぶりの完全新作『装甲騎兵ボトムズ 灰色の魔女』発表！監督に押井守氏
https://t.co/L0FLfjwQ2f

アニメーション制作はサンライズ、制作協力としてProduction I.Gが参加。サンライズ50周年記念作品として2026年に展開する。初弾ビジュアルや初弾映像、公式サイトなども公開

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@MangaMoguraRE This is crazy. We're getting new Votoms and Patlabor in the same year!

[Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) @MangaMoguraRE]

New Mecha Anime by "Ghost in the Shell" Director Mamoru Oshii Annnounced:

"Armored Trooper Votoms - Die Graue Hexe"

Date: 2026
Studios: Sunrise x Production I.G

Related to the Original 1983 TV Anime "Armored Trooper Votoms" by Ryosuke Takahashi.

[Sugoi LITE @SugoiLITE]

New Anime Project for 80s Sci-fi Mecha series "Armored Trooper VOTOMS" is currently in development —scheduled to premiere 2026

Produced by Sunrise × Production I.G, the project is directed by the legendary Mamoru Oshii.

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@PoltFan69 I'd probably mistake it for that meaning as a noob, but a quick https://t.co/PQ7os4WzzA check will tell you that it can mean "different approach". Weirdly enough, jisho for Android has an incomplete entry which confused me I had to open yomiwa to confirm.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@jsauxofficial Dot matrix, but the use case for LCD I have is a convenient small screen to manage streaming to the deck without having to turn on the tv or projector. Unless, valve makes it so that we can wake it up via deck and stream without using any pairing codes.

[SEN 👾 @shmupdb]

Xenoblade Chronicles X (2015) by Monolith and Nintendo. Concept art by Takashi Kojo.

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@RetroGameCorps I was waiting for exactly something like that. I want to stream seamlessly to my deck. What I'd like the most is to be able to connect the deck without the steam machine being connected to any other external display. Wake it up via deck and stream a game.

[Valve @valvesoftware]

Announcing: New @Steam Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: https://t.co/TUKoZdzn9B

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@MON0EYE I can't help but laugh at the name "Baklazan", because "Bakłażan" in Polish means "eggplant".

[aki（しき）👾 @aki_no0921]

今日もバレーボールは面白い！

[Diesel Knights @DieselKnights]

Kept you waiting huh?

https://t.co/XgPEqWVcGv

[HobbyLink Japan - Scale Models @hobbylink_scale]

Pending approval but this Tankhead Type 33 Heikegani from BellFine was also quite an interesting surprise at the show!

[フミー @miimimifmimimi]

ハイキューウィークの時の仙台駅

[escape_artist #ShiftIntoTurbo @escart85]

@picopico256 ピコピコ-さんおはようございます。フルバージョン楽しみで待っています。パトレイバーみたいな空気と短髪女性主人公が全て好き。デモ可能性ありますか？