Edd Schillay

Florida resident, avid boater, and angry curmudgeon.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Just read an article by @JonOBrien81 about the plot twist in the 80’s time-travel film “Timerider” - about how he is his own grandfather. But he missed the biggest plot twist of all - the necklace was never created! (It’s stuck in a loop).

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Damn - No #DeadliestCatch tonight because it’s #SharkWeek on @Discovery. Can’t we at least get Sig, Keith, and Wild Bill into a shark tank? @fvnorthwestern @crabwizard @captwildbill @captjohnathan @JakeVAnderson

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Rewatched The Lord of the Rings trilogy this past weekend. Okay, so if Gandalf can send the Eagles to pick up Frodo and Sam from the erupting Mount Doom at the end, why not have them bring them there in the first place?

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

In today’s world, people will argue and take sides over anything. Then Steven on last night’s #NakedAndAfraid, after an Amazonian leech attached itself to his penis, made a statement that we all can agree with - “Nobody wants that.” @Discovery

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Spock, let's drop off this loser and go pick up Bones."

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

To @fvnorthwestern @FVTimeBandit @JakeVAnderson @captjohnathan @captwildbill : Tonight in Sarasota, I feasted on delicious Alaskan King Crab legs. I don’t know if it came from one of you, but I thank you nonetheless. Happy New Year! @DeadliestCatch #DeadliestCatch

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Christmas in Perth is apparently VERY different than Christmas in Florida….

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

I have never tried crack, but I bet it’s a lot like those @Delta Biscoff cookies.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

It took over 30 years to get that song out of my head, but then, on my way home today, Sirius XM’s 1stWave plays “Pop Goes The World” by Men Without Hats. Damn you, @richardblade #1987 #TotallyAwesome #DareYouToNotSmileWhileWatchingTheVideo

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

I have discovered the best way to enjoy Thanksgiving with your family: Start. Drinking. Now.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Congratulations! I wonder how long she will take to go from pacifier to throwing a flaming hook. @fvnorthwestern @DeadliestCatch

[Deadliest Catch @DeadliestCatch]

Mandy Hansen and husband Clark Pederson welcomed a beautiful baby girl this past Wednesday 👶

Read more about the happy family here: https://t.co/MXNjSeWqcZ

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Getting bombarded with Medicare Advantage television commercials featuring Joe Namath, Jimmie JJ Walker and William Shatner. Each one starts with their name on the screen and they introduce themselves. Seriously? Is there anyone anywhere who does not know who @WilliamShatner is?

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

You don’t need to be a fan to know how amazingly cool it is that Captain Kirk went to space today — AND set a new world record too! #GoBoldly Congratulations @WilliamShatner

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Yesterday was a big day. After 16 years of ownership, my sailboat “Starship Enterprise” was taken away by her new owners. And, I just closed on a new Enterprise. New adventures await.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Unbelievable!! Next week @WilliamShatner is going to space! In a related story, Klingon Empire has decided to delay their invasion plans indefinitely.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Just saying…..

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Hey @SluggoDoug — not sure if this has come up, but here is a good “80’s Movie Assignment” for you — The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension. Because no matter where you go, there you are.

[Edd Schillay @eschillay]

Time for a spin-off show: Deadliest Catch: Camera Crew. That guy took a helluva hit on @fvnorthwestern Whoa! @DeadliestCatch @FVTimeBandit @captwildbill @JakeVAnderson #ThatsGonnaLeaveAMark

[Matt Mackowiak @MattMackowiak]

BREAKING: The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED.