Eric Schnitzer

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

You asked, we listened.

To celebrate Skillet Queso’s return on December 9th, we’re giving away 450 of these hats to people that repost this and use “#CHILISSKILLETQUESO"

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[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

@Chilis It’s very rare these days to hear someone admit their mistakes and admit they were wrong after listening to the people. We applaud you and are all better for it. All of these emotions are making me hungry, I think I’m going to go get a skillet queso. Love u #CHILISSKILLETQUESO

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

My twitter is now my public grievance platform

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This is the third @Airbnb I’ve stayed at in the past two years that have had safety issues and have had the host cancel and left me with no affordable options available. @AirbnbHelp has not been helpful. Would not recommend

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@NBAMemes @_CharityStripe_

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@AYOdanimal @TMZ please confirm

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@VHEngNieves Do you take visits from unsuccessful former students?

[MY @morganyatess]

every. All hits no misses

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

@amyxwang Good read. Somewhat unrelated, but curious to hear if you think there’s room for forgiveness, at least for the non die-hard fans that initially took a break from his music.

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

James Corden absolutely crushed it tn

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@tim_cook if there’s not a mailbox % full status bar on the next iOS update I will riot

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@QuinnXCII Mahalo

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Doodles aren’t cute once they’re full grown don’t @ me

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Imagine having to guard LeBron James after a long day of Algebra 2

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

@eborden11

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Lots of jokes about the My Pillow guy but ask yourself this: does anyone know who Biden’s pillow guy is? we’re about to have a president who has no advisors from the pillow industry, let that sink in

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

I fucking love Nickelback

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@markmanson

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ALSO: 26-year-old man in the US finishes season of Handmaids Tale while sitting on his couch

[VICE World News @VICEWorldNews]

A 9-year-old girl in India underwent brain surgery while playing the piano and video games. https://t.co/83MnFvWrGm

[Eric Schnitzer @eschnitz7]

@DanCrenshawTX Sick