Evan

grilled cheese aficionado.

[Evan @eschroeds]

Is My Phone Broken Or Is Everyone Just Ignoring Me- A Memoir

[Evan @eschroeds]

@sbswan123 @emilymiller For 14+ million dollars, it’s failure.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[Evan @eschroeds]

@bahckes @abetblessings can i get it too please??

[Adams Morgan News @AdamsMorganNews]

The impact of new rules re: streateries.
The Green Zone has trimmed staff, while about ten parked cars occupy the strip that held streateries for restaurants and bars like Air, Andy’s Pizza, The Diner, Madam’s Organ and Tryst. https://t.co/aMRSLuDJzM

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Today is a good reminder of how Elon Musk absolutely destroyed Twitter’s utility as an information tool.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

The Trump Administration now controls Paramount AND Warner Bros..

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Life is what happens in between chicken caesar wraps

[mia︎ ⋆˚࿔ @cinevoidz]

me every day since downloading letterboxd

[Evan @eschroeds]

You’ve only truly made it as an Olympian if you eventually become your sport’s commentator. #Olympics

[michigan natty champs enjoyer @pldoubleds]

olympicsmaxxing by watching the events live when they happen, watching the primetime replay and then watching the goldzone rewind the next day

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

It’s the worst time to be an American who loves the Olympics

[Legal Phil @Legal_Fil]

Every two years, I wonder whether the public's interest in the Olympics has diminished as much as it seems or whether the Olympics is just something one has an outsized interest in as a kid (and I'm anchored to that memory).

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[Evan @eschroeds]

@_SoccerThoughts @JeffDLowe I can assure you, this was conceptualized well before that order was made, with RFK as precedent. Also, a strong argument that this is not classical but rather just vernacular.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

growing up i never thought i'd ever see the fifa peace prize desecrated like this

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

How I sleep at night knowing I won't have to watch that fuckass Springsteen movie for this awards season

[Ella 🎀 @its_spela]

The song cost a million dollars and it was worth every penny

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Every burger is plain brioche these days. And call me old-fashioned, call me a reactionary. But the soul longs for sesame