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idk what i’m doing here but i got some quality tweets

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i hate pidgins

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@nacutweets i just crapped myself

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my kink is buying store brand foods to see if they’re as good as name brands

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i got circumcised to increase my aerodynamicy

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😜

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who’s ass do i gotta eat to get a donut around here?

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@nacutweets toe pics for sale. $19.99 per toes. $29.99 for all 5

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this is non sexual btw. i know how y’all think

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i could really go for a salted cucumber rn

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@nacutweets hehe

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@nacutweets u mean ass?

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@Jonsandman sex

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my kink is putting on wet socks and then try to remove them

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i love well done steaks with ketchup

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so i don’t have a pipe bomb in my mail. unrelated, my mailbox is gone along with half my lawn

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i think there’s a pipe bomb in my mail

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@nacutweets fuck u

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there are so many people that are having their birthday this year. geez

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a streaming site where you can learn how to bake from topless women. call it only flans

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community college is just high school but people kinda wanna be there