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ucsb alum

[bink @knotbink]

It’s either Mexico wins tonight or I lose my life

[alo🪩 @aloscinema]

mexicans b like dude imagine if mexico wins the world cup imagine dude

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[soy @soygIaze]

i am patient zero of hantavirus and i have been mingling with large groups of people

my name is jake laravia and i play for the los angeles lakers

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

so called free thinkers when a new box appears

[escobar @escobarfjj]

Freeland over Kim is racist I just can’t prove it

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Jesus, lady. Make up your mind.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Kobe’s 81-point game: 20 free throws
Bam’s 83-point game: 43 free throws

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[ravn @mfnravn]

that hour we lost to daylight savings was the hour i was gonna get my life together