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Whatever! I do what I want! Holla! City of squalaaa

[wow someone actually @escobarre_]

She’s a year old now and all that remains is 1/4th of the baby hairs I had, the rest are in her fists.

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8 months was a fever dream.

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That 2 day heatwave a month ago was all I needed to get myself an aircon.

[Prin🎀☁️🫧 @prxxna]

While we at it, Patrick Starr take that gele off your HEADDDD

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

[O’Neal’s Granddaughter 🇬🇩 @IGoBySJ]

Luke Tawanda Phillip Muhamba

[wow someone actually @escobarre_]

Bandi is a top top series Netflix dropped on a sly.

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8 months was a fever dream.

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I lied; it was the 6 month need for speed crawls to every wire in their line of sight.

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A man said 7 years in a relationship and he still don’t wanna marry you. Let that man go sis.

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I lied; it was the 6 month need for speed crawls to every wire in their line of sight.

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There’s newborn anxiety & then there’s the 5 month “I can roll forward but not back in my sleep” anxiety.

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The lights are on but no one is home.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump just announced that he is now sending missiles to kill Somalian pirates — even those who aren’t pirating American ships. In fact he says, if they “even make a move toward a ship” the US military will kill them, even if it’s another country’s ship.

“We added to the list the Somalian pirates who go out on a boat… they get the same missile that we give to the people who are bringing in drugs. They know that even if someone makes a move toward a ship, they will get the ultimate treatment.”

THIS IS MURDER!

He's literally saying he will kill Somalians who drive their boat toward any other ship?!

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Gwarnnnnnnn 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥳🥳🥳 congratulations!!

[MK @MishyKay___]

Adding one more degree to three
Quadruple secured

King's College London, 2023-2024 Graduate
Allahumduillah 🎓

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A man couldn’t kawaalis Djibouti so now he’s twanged the landers. Lahawla.

[Current Report @Currentreport1]

BREAKING:

Israel has officially recognized Somaliland as an independent and sovereign state.

In return, Somaliland may grant Israel access to its territory for a military base to monitor Houthi activity and the Red Sea.

[wow someone actually @escobarre_]

These Americans don’t realise it’s Somalis now, but later?

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There’s newborn anxiety & then there’s the 5 month “I can roll forward but not back in my sleep” anxiety.

[ToriToraè. @BigBratTorae]

Justin .. was in the room .. having a freak off .. with his dad ? LOCK HIM UP ! #SeanCombsTheReckoning #thereckoning

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

I arrive at the meat counter in my local grocery store. The lady looks me up and down and goes, “Let me guess oxtail again.” I say, “Oxtail and liver this time, please.” She goes, “Ah yes, I should’ve guessed. You know, oxtail used to be half the price and no one wanted it. Now everyone’s buying it and it isn’t affordable anymore.” I giggle. “Oh really? Had no idea ;))))”

[wow someone actually @escobarre_]

As a new mum I can’t lie babies are funny.

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

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Just seen how are taxes are spent in this country & we’re real life contributing to national debt? We’re paying the govs klarna???

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These spiders are not a jokeeeee what is the UK playing at!!