Erin Schreibeis

Christian, female, version of Ron Swanson that's all you need to know

[Erin Schreibeis @EScribz]

After about five years of putting Xavier winning solely because of Professor X from X-men, they may actually win this year! #MarchMadness 🏀🏀

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

Doctor: "I'm afraid you need a new kidney."
Me: "I'd prefer to keep my old adult knee."
Doctor: "Maybe just die."

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I refuse on principle to watch any Vine that is not of a dog or the Golden State Warriors.

[R.C. Sproul Jr. @rcsprouljr]

My scars remind me of my failure. His scars remind me of His victory.

[Paul David Tripp @PaulTripp]

God's righteous justice and boundless love kiss on the cross of Jesus Christ and the result is complete redemption for all who believe.

[Erin Schreibeis @EScribz]

@zunitk @RealBenCarson @realDonaldTrump I don't understand this world

[Erin Schreibeis @EScribz]

Cause of @rendcollective snapchat story I'm about to the point where I would pay my college tuition to go to another one of their concerts🐼

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

“Do not elect a fool to a ruling position.” https://t.co/ndIpFgILiY

[Erin Schreibeis @EScribz]

I used to hate when college kids would roll their eyes and say under their breaths "high schoolers"...I am 100% that person now.

[Erin Schreibeis @EScribz]

I'm ok saying that I've watched my own snapchat story 100 times already and I haven't once not laughed @JessMarosok

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog just brutally murdered a snowman. Currently toying with its nutritious remains 9/10 would totally still pet

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ever seen a dog pet another dog? Both 13/10 truly an awe-inspiring scene. (Vid by @mdougherty20) https://t.co/3PoKf6cw7f

[Mat @MatCro]

[first day as a midwife]

ME: Keep pushing! I can see the head!

NURSE: You're at the wrong end.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My toddler shouts random words and phrases that are oddly amusing even though they don’t make any sense.

I’m raising Twitter.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

Started a diet today where all I do is eat the souls of the people who have dieted before me.

[butt sword @buttsword]

make America grape again