Mondo Escyphro

It's always the witching hour in my mind

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Fun fact: Crimewatch UK once showed an artist's impression of a dog...

#FunFact #crime #dogsoftwitter

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Father Benny Cake

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@uproarinhouston Wow! The Milk Tray Man's getting brutal in his old age 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@uproarinhouston Love to see that be slipped into a Tennessee elementary school textbook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
Might just get that subscription to the Media Trial Channel after all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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To anyone who was at York Station today at about 1pm and saw a tall, stocky, wild-haired man and a toddler bellowing out a word perfect rendition of 'Margate'... we're open for bookings!

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@alisondrury 🤣🤣🤣 to think, you train for years in forensics and to mark your achievement... please cross-reference this canine cack 🤣🤣🤣

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@MarcelloRuffini @nicklesby79 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LesMalpas @MiserygutsPetty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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So, 2 and a half year old daughter, what do you want to watch now?

"Mu Mu Land, again!!"

https://t.co/rZez7qUcnY

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@notDcfcBoss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much, I got a stitch! Thank you 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁!!

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@LesMalpas @MiserygutsPetty It's like the filmakers thought "We got more mullets per square yard than the rest of the world combined, so what else? A greased up sax man playing to a mosh pit? Yeah, fuck it, it's the 80s, more coke?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LesMalpas @MiserygutsPetty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@PorkethPie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely not!! This is like all the previously dismissed "Err... couple of points" moments - gasp - coming true!!
Who'd have thought that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LesMalpas @MiserygutsPetty Oooo, challenge accepted!! That is one of my faves and I love converting the sceptical to the Lost Boys faith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Ludo_Parks Pot calling Kettle a cunt, me thinks!

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@PorkethPie I rarely dirty my mind with political debate, but this one is so obvious that the fact that there's even debate about it is worthy of aaaaaaaaaalllllllll the Tim and Eric gifs!!

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@PorkethPie 😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣 excellent!!!

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@PorkethPie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's an uncanny likeness!!
I like seeing great art being done in real time! You're up there with the legend that is Tony Hart 😀😀😀😀😀😀

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@MiserygutsPetty Apparently so!! It was all buried with the complicity of the press - and it also helped that he tended to stage fights in lunatic rogue states 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣