Joel R

food please

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Stiff as a board. The athleticism is gone. Using an iron off the tee. It’s over. The gold jacket is mine.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Just randomly blocked 10 people on the TL to honor Dikembe

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[Sam Yang @samdoesarts]

New fav sport

[Drew @drewdyck]

She sold out to Big Parma.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

[Abarai @PaceItUpAbarai]

It's over for other countries in the Olympics

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

Mavs intentionally extending the series so Luka can’t have 9 days off and gain 15 pounds, chess not checkers

[Nick Halter @nickhaltermpls]

Sorry kids, dad blew your college savings on Wolves playoffs tickets back in the spring of '24.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

well thats one way to do it...

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

jaden going for the mortal kombat fatality uppercut onto the bed of spikes as ant waves goodbye to denver - my god

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Dunkin’ Donuts renamed its small iced coffee to “Short King”

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Chances that a cow steals your shoes are slim, but never zero

[erin chack @ErinChack]

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage