Yhucee Eseaju

Computer engineer. Barca./Messi❤💙 What else should i put here🤔

[Yhucee Eseaju @eseaju]

@Alex_Houseof308 @PeterPsquare @BankyW

[Wiseone @OmoyiboIvory]

Please retweet, I want every single Nigerian to get this message. Please let's make this change. I am hurt, I am tired. @renoomokri @MBuhari @NGRPresident @aishambuhari @GEJonathan @TheNationNews @vanguardngrnews @OfficialAPCNg @OfficialPDPNig @realFFK #IStandWithBusolaDakolo

[Yhucee Eseaju @eseaju]

@Berrychexplace Is delivery free?

[ïßµķµñ lyrics 🎧 @ibukun7070]

Story time. 😂

I picked up 4 stoners on an inDrive trip.

While we were on the road, we spotted a police checkpoint. Immediately, these guys started panicking because they had a bag of weed on them.

To help them out, I collected the weed and the crusher, hid them safely…

[Aisar @aisarcore]

A single mother put 40 cents into a slot machine at a New York casino and won $43 MILLION. The casino offered her a steak dinner and $2.25 instead. A judge sided with the casino. She walked away with nothing.

– Katrina Bookman grew up in foster care.

– She was homeless as a teenager. Raised four kids on her own as a single mother in New York.

– On August 5 2016 she walked into Resorts World Casino in Queens and put 40 cents into a slot machine called Sphinx Wild.

– Bells went off. Lights flashed. The screen displayed her winnings in full. $42,949,672.76. The biggest slot machine jackpot in American history.

– She took a selfie with the screen. She was already planning what to do with the money.

– A MILLION dollars for her son who wanted to open a barbershop.

– A casino employee told her to come back the next day to collect her winnings after an official review.

– The next day the casino told her the machine had malfunctioned. She had won nothing.

– They offered her $2.25, the amount showing on her printed ticket and a complimentary steak dinner as a gesture of goodwill.

– She said "Really? Are you serious? I felt insulted."

– She refused both and hired a lawyer.

– She filed a 17 page lawsuit against the casino, its parent company, and the slot machine manufacturer.

– Her lawyer argued that even if the $43 MILLION was a malfunction the machine's maximum legitimate jackpot was $6,500. The casino should pay at least that. The casino refused even that.

– The New York State Gaming Commission confirmed the malfunction.

– Every machine in the casino had a small disclaimer printed on it: "Malfunctions void all pays and plays."

– After years of delays including COVID the case finally went to court.

– A judge at Queens County Supreme Court ruled in favor of the casino.

– Katrina Bookman walked away with nothing.

– Not the $43 MILLION, not the $6,500. Not even the steak dinner.

A single mother who grew up in foster care put 40 cents into a machine, watched it display $43 MILLION, took a selfie, came back the next day and was handed $2.25 and a dinner reservation.

[OVP📍 @Ov_Philip]

Shalipopi's girlfriend and her baby sister doing a viral tiktok challenge, See as Shalipopi dey look them bro was so amazed 😳🙆‍♂️😭😂

[HONOURIS 👑 🇬🇧 @UR_HIGHNES]

I haven’t seen anyone who despises his own twin brother as much as Paul of P-Square, now known as Rudeboy. He said he didn’t tattoo his skin because only a bad person does that, knowing full well his twin brother has tattoos. 😭😭😭

[NEON ADEJO @NeonAdejo]

Normalize asking God to increase your capacity to serve, lead, and love... not just your income.

[Fuel @fuelkek]

Igor Komarov, the son of a Ukrainian crime boss, was kidnapped in Bali back in February by a group that claimed his father had stolen a huge amount of money from them.

They broke his legs, cut off his fingers, tortured him, and forced him to film a series of hostage videos exposing how his family's business allegedly scammed people.

Anyway, he's dead now. His dad never paid the ransom.

[Dza @_ladizaloca_]

There is a proven scientific method to lose belly fat and I trust it completely because it worked for me.
I've had an annoying lower belly pooch for most of my adult life, even when I was at my thinnest. I fixed it!
You just need to put in the work and be disciplined.

[✯𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐌𝐃 @Dr_youngy]

Things Tinubu wiped out in just 3 years

1. Middle Class
2. Car dates
3. Sleeping with AC
4. Sleeping with generator on throughout the night
5. Buying Augmentin
6. The affordability of Amala Central’s food
7. Car dates

[Pastor Mhimhi @PastorMhimhi]

My guy said he carried a hookup girl one night and they agreed on 30k for the night. Everything went well, and the next morning she told him she doesn’t take transfers, that when they’re checking out they should both go to a POS so he can withdraw cash.

My guy agreed…👇👇

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“I’m wicked. I won’t help anybody in a way that will make me need help from them later. I’ll give my best, not my all, even to family. Asake has been successful for over four years, and it’s only this year he bought cars for his father and mother. I don’t have enough money to lift my family out of poverty.”

— Gehgeh replies critics criticizing for not helping his family.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Nobody’s really calling out how MTN might be ripping people off… I’ve noticed my data finishes way too fast even when I barely use it. So I bought 10GB, turned off my mobile data immediately, and switched to WiFi. Just 2 hours later, I checked my balance and somehow I was left with 6GB… how does that even make sense? Everyone don see Nigerians finish because we always take everything and adapt 🤦‍♂️

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Yhucee Eseaju @eseaju]

@EKEDP @its still not working

[JayNaija @JayNaija]

He wanted to see what a plane’s cockpit looks like, unknown to him, the plane was hijacked 😭😭😱

[Yhucee Eseaju @eseaju]

@CSexyCyn @iamzioraa I was this tweet two minutes before I joined. I just thought it while singing.If you are awake right now you can join. The songs are the normal old songs we know. Today is my first time joining this year .

[Nathaniel Bassey @nathanielblow]

#HallelujahChallenge
Let’s retweet until retweet is tired 😂

[Yhucee Eseaju @eseaju]

@ositaokohemmanu @akinye_mi_ What were the symptoms like??
If you don’t mind me asking.