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Trans nonbinary, they/them
Got hate crimed about my name (Yeshua, "deliverance" from gender dysphoria) & am the Last Scion (Goldeen's Furniture); hence Messiah

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The History of Jesus’ Family: Got the heck outta dodge from the Holy Land BEFORE THE END OF THE 2nd TEMPLE PERIOD b/c politics; thru Turkey into Ukraine; these Goldeens bring their example chair (SHOWING their wood-carving craftsmanship; Joseph's OWN TOOLS I said!) w/them to USA

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@travelingflying anyone who would bag a child and make them grow up in the dark is indeed harboring a mental illness

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@grahamformaine In the era of the looksmaxxer this disheveled-maxxer is the opposite end of the odiousness spectrum

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@Ilhan @RepRashida Lebanon’s LITERALLY none of our business! Fucking IMPORT PALESTINIAN REFUGEES & craft a reservation for them (Detroit has empty infrastructure)! Then THEY get a nation & @netanyahu doesn’t have to fear terror attacks launched from that particular vector (HIS ORIGINAL OBJECTION)!

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@RepRashida Lebanon is none of OUR business. YOU should be focusing on importing Gazans & crafting the reservation “New Palestine” on top of empty Motor City infrastructure (& then the only ppl you seem to be concerned about will be safe & sound away from the former neighbors they enraged)

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@RepRashida It is SUPER hard to tell that you care about Palestinians since you ABJECTLY REFUSE (over & over & over again!) to promote fixing the urban blight of Detroit with a willing group of individuals to whom Trump promised infrastructure. Craft a Reservation already! #GazainDetroit

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@RealCandaceO I am once again calling upon you to eat a bag of dicks and go get run over by Phineas and Ferb

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@Sneak0o Congrats @sneako on your arranged child bride enfuckening

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@SethMacFarlane Not me defending cutaways JUST the other day and then you go and throw comedy YOU don’t understand under the bus!

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@SamSeder Stop maligning #FamilyGuy. You PAINFULLY MISUNDERSTAND the elegance of cutaways & by even talking about them in the same SENTENCE as Daily Wire bullshit PROVES you & @EmmaVigeland don’t comprehend the very CONCEPT of comedy (utterly undermining ur bit about @benshapiro)

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Picturing the panic at the Daily Wire offices. “How do THEY know about the grays?!?” Bitch I know about your “gun show” segment too. Friendly advice: that stuff you do for horny housewives makes it into lolcow viewing rotation. Go get an OnlyFans

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@benshapiro why paint your beard instead of abolishing it?

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Do you hear that Disney song every morning as your make-up artist stipples you? “We’re painting the roses red!” Just stop growing roses, gevalt!

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Talk about “telling on yourself”

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@SethMacFarlane said on a podcast that he thinks out-loud laughs at Shakespeare are disingenuous and to me personally this reads as an IQ test that he’s failed

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@SethMacFarlane $300 for one of your shows??? Paid $22 for a better show in Santa Monica you ho

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@SethMacFarlane guess you get enough nutlickers asking you to do their podcasts & not calling you on your egotistical bullshit and suddenly you think your opinion on Shakespeare matters.

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@SethMacFarlane "What's new on social media today?" "Oh, nothing much, just the Messiah thinks you're a retard."

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@SethMacFarlane fuckin' himbo

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Jelly bitch

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“Skill issue” as the young folk say. Go back and get something other than an HONORARY college degree or w/e you get in exchange for speaking engagements these days (You didn’t give a pro-union speech this time ‘round, unlike in ‘07, and WE FUCKING NOTICED)

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I get that people don’t like the Christian church’s stigmatizing of sex but BACK IN THE DAY the thing that it did that was useful was to say “unless baby, no sex” and allow children to be spared