27 years old and blowing my nose w toilet paper bc i do not own a box of tissues… when my mom was my age she owned like at least five boxes of tissues and also a house
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Me, at the dentist for my broken tooth. The dentist: “this tooth is broken because you didn’t get the proper treatment”
Me: “this tooth is broken because I was waiting for my insurance to reset because i can’t pay for more than one tooth to have a problem per year”
Can someone tell @SomervilleCity that leaving construction vehicles on the streets overnight for weeks at a time in the most densely populated city in America is a terrible idea? Took me 30 minutes to find parking in my neighborhood
“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”
I started this wholesome Mother’s Day tradition at Northeastern a few seasons ago and introduced it to my Hokies this year in Blacksburg.
Baseball/SID moms are awesome!
#Hokies ☺️🦃⚾️🌸