aandhalikoshimbir

professional macchar killer

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cousin my age is getting married next week to someone she met a month ago on a matrimony app and moving to germany and im rotting on my parents couch making day drinking plans w oomfs 🤢

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waited 10 mins next to bhaaji vala and now all that's playing in my head is AMBADI AMBAT CHUKKA LAL MATH 20 RUPAY 30 LA DON

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is it time to get hinge again to find another software engineer to fix my mess what the fuck have I done

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I've had an entire kilo of litchis after dinner someone take this away from me pls

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I'm telling ya'll pasta in sambar would slap so hard white people will love ravioli in spiced lentil sauce or wtv

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avoiding going to the dentist cause idk how to explain my chipped tooth cause I drunk opened beer bottles with my teeth

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I think im going to start forgetting my laptop charger at home every single monday and work only till laptop dies

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thinking about how it's my parents 27th wedding anniversary and they got married at exactly my age and I've given up ((:

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guys my haemoglobin is not at abysmal levels anymore ab banega khoon ab hogi masti 😋

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@chingiiiiix day drinking lets go aaja

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ok mental health week over all my fav people have left time to complain on the internet about everything again

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parents are finally giving away old ass car that I refuse to drive but also I'm sort of attached to that piece of metal and I dont want it to be gone but it's too late??

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cannot relate wtf

[Randomparticle @randomparticle3]

My name lowkey rare 🤪

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fir wahi bhang bhosda baner road then endless self loathing 😍

[Garlic Bread Bhaji @haHarsh02]

One sip of chai and my villain arc gets postponed

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maybe if i sell my soul to the devil this code will work idk

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going w everyone on their sutta breaks so i can drink नीरा

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I NEED TO DO THIS TO MY HAIR SO BADLY I NEED IT ITLL FIX EVERYTHING

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missing his moms biryani today fumbled fr 💔