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ya I'm obsessed w my lizard sue me

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You can catch me writing vaguely inappropriate comments when my high school posts my old teachers on FB

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Have you ever loved a creature so much it literally makes you want to cry???

[James @CaucasianJames]

vibe for the day

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Now he saw the pic of “piggy” on Hulu and said “that literally looks so scary”

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Matt just said he wouldn’t be surprised if almond milk was made up this whole time and then got close and whispered “almonds don’t even have nipples”

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@SHEAFFER I’m screamin

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Guess who

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What ever happened to that gun girl did she shit her pants again or wat

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

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@HappyLilNerd

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Watching the most hated man on the internet and the scene is just reminding me of grown men at shows hitting on me/showing their cock to me when I was 12 years old with braces. Fucking insane.