lizagna

go lightning, eat tacos, drink tequila

[lizagna @eshirey10]

accidentally opening a beer that should 100% be shotgunned is a major disappointment

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Miami reporter Samantha Rivera absolutely STIFF-ARMED an unruly fan during her Game 2 report 😱👏

(via @JSamanthaRivera, @cbsmiami) https://t.co/1YZFjz7MYV

[Paul Kennedy @PKennedyMedia]

June, 2004. Calgary, at home in a Sea of Red, a goal away from the Stanley Cup. I’m just off the ice. A few feet away, the Commissioner. The Cup case lid is open. There’s the Conn Smythe. A handwritten yellow sticker reads Iginla. Double OT, Marty scores. The stuff of legend.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Let's execute. ⚡️

[lizagna @eshirey10]

how many milligrams of adderall did rich strike take to win the derby?

[lizagna @eshirey10]

I really wish stores would use generic packaging around the holidays, I’ve already ruined too many of my gifts!!

[lizagna @eshirey10]

tonight a lady ordered a grey goose martini, so I made her a grey goose martini. 20 minutes later she comes back and says “i’ll pay for it still but this tastes like straight alcohol” …
… ma’am it’s a vodka martini, it is straight alcohol 🙂

[lizagna @eshirey10]

THIS IS ALL SPORTS ALL YOUTH SPORTS. LET KIDS PLAY. LET KIDS LEARN.

[Martin St.Louis @mstlouis_26]

Seriously- players, coaches, parents we all make mistakes. The refs will too. Just watch the kids play. We need the refs. Nobody cares who wins a youth hockey game!!

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Three more years of Cooooop!

We have signed head coach Jon Cooper to a three-year contract extension through the 2024-25 season.

📝 https://t.co/lPCyZZoPaN

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WHAT A SCENE IN COLLEGE STATION ‼️

[lizagna @eshirey10]

it’s a shitty night to be a bama fan.

[Target @Target]

not all marshmallows are djs

[lizagna @eshirey10]

ordered @UberEats and my driver requested that I cancel my order because he didn’t want to wait for the food to be ready…

[BaristaBarrister @BaristaBarrist1]

Father killed by Taliban in Afghanistan when she was 11, fled to Denmark. Scored 200 goals & represented the Danish national team 98 times. studying to be a surgeon. Speaks 11 languages, on the Forbes list of Powerful Women. show your daughter a role model, show her Nadia Nadim!

[lizagna @eshirey10]

told a patient i needed to check their body temp. and their response was “it might be high i’m drinking hot coffee”🤔

[lizagna @eshirey10]

I told alexa never to play taylor swift ever again and she said “here’s baby shark by pinkfong on amazon music”

[lizagna @eshirey10]

@skehoee yay!!

[lizagna @eshirey10]

🥰♥️ #NewProfilePic

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Checking in with Mr. Vinik!!

#GoBolts

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

FIRE UP THE JET SKIS

I’m all yours, @TBLightning.