Eshvinder Chhabra

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Diabolical

[Drashti CSKian 💛 @drashtisingh07]

Just got my new Kia with special RCB edition plate

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😌

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

@loyal_cskian The fact everyone contributed in everyway, jinx 2 sixes, dube hitting 2 consecutive sixes, rayudus cameo. Noors wickets. Ms with gills lightning stumping was v crucial. 10/10 win

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

@dhanveerchhabra Heavy day baba. Ate chef level chicken yesterday night

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

More like 11:11

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 🇯🇵 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

@R4wf0ru Smoking is better

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“Until death, all defeat is psychological.”

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Humanity doomed

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

I have heard of a Zomato loophole which is so simple, terrifying and Zomato should be losing sleep over it

A person orders 1 roti on Zomato. ₹40.

Then he calls the restaurant directly 6 rotis, paneer butter masala, malai chaap, dal makhani, gulab jamun and pays them on UPI.

Tells the restaurant to pack everything with that 1 roti Zomato order.

The Zomato rider picks it up. Delivers home. No clue that ₹1,200 of food is riding shotgun with a ₹40 order.

He’s using Zomato’s app. Zomato’s rider. Zomato’s entire logistics network and paying zero commission on 90% of his bill.

It’s cheaper than booking directly from Porter and restaurant.

The restaurant loves it. Full margin, no 25 to 30% Zomato cut.

The customer loves it. No platform fee. No surge. No GST on the hidden portion.
Zomato? Quietly subsidising the entire operation.

And here’s the part nobody’s talking about this isn’t one rogue customer. Restaurants are in on it. They may be whispering this tip to regulars to keep them off the app.

If this spreads, the unit economics of food delivery don’t just dip they bleed out from the inside.

Zomato needs to plug this loophole. This is exploitation of the system. Zomato MUST do something to stop this.

Have you seen this happening in your area?

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Neeti Mohan in the last 15 seconds of Sadi Gali Aaja 🤌🤌🤌🤌

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Boys played well 💛

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

😂😂 only x things

[Anti-Feminism Australia @AntiFeminismAU]

Price of Pussy per year in Asia

This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia.

As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht.

The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle.

Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.

[Anti-Feminism Australia @AntiFeminismAU]

Price of Pussy per year in Asia

This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia.

As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht.

The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle.

Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Gand phad ke jitna zaruri h? Seedha nahi jeet sakte tum??? #cskvslsg 🥹

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Bonkers ki app pey bonkers ki app intsall krne ka option aata h

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

Instagram is crazy 1 minute im laughing at a reel, then im looking at a baddie and 30 seconds later im buying printed hankies from an unknown page

[Eshvinder Chhabra @eshvinderc]

zinta’s team won kya? 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #pbks 🔥

[Doge Tipping @Dogetothemoon]

- @elonmusk smoking on the Joe Rogan show never gets old.

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Would you put stickers on your camera plateau?