Em

[Em @esillik]

@McDonalds whyyyyyy can’t I use my points to buy a soda 😩

[Em @esillik]

@dreamskyrivera That sandwich grill is the number one time I see at goodwill.

[Em @esillik]

@GuntherEagleman

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

why is ending a bath so awkward........like ok i guess i'm done now time to stand up

[Em @esillik]

Simp

[Em @esillik]

@TheFigen_ It’s giving- feed me Seymour

[Em @esillik]

Trust me, don’t go looking for one

[campbell g @rodeoman]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven’t met a cody in years. where did they go

[yikes! @Jimmmmmy]

Pittsburgh fam, help me out here, help us all out - i asked Poulet Bleu how many likes to reopen and they said 25k - https://t.co/qI8R5Syd10

[Em @esillik]

@Jimmmmmy Have you checked your butt

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Em @esillik]

@colin_dunlap The store I work at sells a “little golden book” about Taylor swift. The bizarre anger this brings about in *countless* people everyday is insane.

[Em @esillik]

@AbyHonestly Bingoooooooooooo 😂

[Em @esillik]

@Witty_or_Not @pgh_scanner Witty

[James Isaiah Muñoz @jamesmunoz]

*in Bright Eyes voice*
So there was this billionaire and he was, uh, on a submarine…

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Breaking News:

Pop icon Taylor Swift has joined the search for the missing titanic sub.

[SLUG @generalslug]

hey all 😊 just got back from my cape cod trip. spent a beautiful day paddling out into the surf on a boogie board with my tin drum, which i banged rhythmically every 30 minutes or so for quite a while

[The Dungeon Experience @JacobJanerka]

A great work from home tip is you should wear work clothes, not pyjamas to put you in a working mindset. I like to take that one step further and wear my goblin outfit, paint myself green and then I imagine if I don't do my daily goblin tasks I'll be punished by the Goblin King