Emery Simon

Metaphorically of course

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

BREAKING: GIANNIS TO MIAMI

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Giannis has been traded to the Heat per @ShamsCharania 🚨😱

OMG. 🤯🤯🤯

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[433 @433]

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐓. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃. 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄. ⚽⚽

He's the 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣'𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗥, but he's SO MUCH MORE than that.

Argentina qualify for the knockouts 🇦🇷

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Messi logic 🐐

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MESSI BECOMES THE MEN'S ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN WORLD CUP HISTORY 🔥🔥🔥

17 GOALS 🐐

(via @FOXSports

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK ON OPENING 6TH WORLD CUP GAME.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MESSI SCORES HIS FIRST-EVER HAT TRICK AT A WORLD CUP AND TIES THE RECORD FOR THE MOST-EVER WORLD CUP GOALS 🐐

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LIONEL MESSI ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 🤯

HIS FIRST CAREER HAT TRICK IN THE WORLD CUP 🔥

He's now TIED for the most goals in World Cup HISTORY

(via @foxsports)

[Noorie @Nurapost]

If you don't like Messi, it's either because he humiliated your favorite club or because he's better than your favorite player.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Messi x3 🎩

#FIFAWorldCup

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Exactly 20 years since his first World Cup goal, Leo Messi adds another to his collection 🌎

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MESSI SCORES ARGENTINA’S FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP! 🇦🇷

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Didn't need to... clearly...

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

83 for CAP 🫡 🤯

[ESPN @espn]

SECOND-MOST POINTS IN NBA HISTORY FOR BAM ADEBAYO 😳

He passes Kobe and trails only Wilt's 100-point game.

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

83!

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Bam Adebayo officially owns the 2nd highest scoring game in NBA History

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

NBA's ALL-TIME record for points in a single game:

1. Wilt Chamberlain: 100 points
2. Bam Adebayo, 83 points
3. Kobe Bryant, 81 points