Eric Simon

IUP'19. Went to Hampton High School

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Paul Skenes is inevitable.

Say hello to your 2024 National League Rookie of the Year.

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The amount of children that stare in @_LaLaLeanne and I’s window is horrifying. They just ust sit outside like

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@_LaLaLeanne Did Corinne make you post this?

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The internet has really fallen off…I didn’t see a single “It’s gonna be May” post yesterday.

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@_LaLaLeanne :(

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@_LaLaLeanne Fair lol

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@_LaLaLeanne Same vibes as “Bonnie McMurray”

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@_LaLaLeanne Yes

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Did we all watch the Steelers on TNF in our hotel room? Yes. Did we probably wake everyone up with our shouting? Also yes.

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When the restaurant has folding tables and food served in cookout to go containers you know the food is gonna slap.

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I’m going to say it again.

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I’m convinced that Gunner Olszewski is still on Bill Belichick’s payroll

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Hold on…Deshaun Watson (one of the highest paid players in NFL history) was fined $35k for various things from the game last week, but Jaylen Warren (An undrafted free agent last year and one of the lowest paid players in NFL) was fined $48k on a play that wasn’t even flagged.

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I’m convinced that Gunner Olszewski is still on Bill Belichick’s payroll

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Feel bad for De Vries buttttt Danny Ric is back!!

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My red flag is that I’m a car guy, but my green flag is that I’m self aware. That’s gotta cancel out with PEMDAS or some shit.

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Did Bob Nutting and Ben Cherington create a Moneyball 2.0 team???

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Me every race week when Ferrari inevitably does something stupid/ has something go wrong.

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@F1 Pain.

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Watching the Arsenal game and see Mick Jagger in a DILF hat. Elite