Sweet Emma Sue

former future ole miss alum . a phi . not funny ha ha, funny peculiar

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

tried getting back on bumble tonight !

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@lobstadelic ur welcome. stop buying juul brand pods though. they suck

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@lobstadelic yes

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@25_male_nyc just say ur going out of town today & usually they’ll let u fill 3-4 days early

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struggling with forgiveness today,

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@JohnnyRingoJr starting to think negging isn’t working. what am I doing wrong

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boys r funny get over it

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@JohnnyRingoJr @KokonutRum Ally was absolutely the most positive, genuine & kind person on earth, literally did not have a mean bone in her body...this guy was a total fucking loser

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

@RexTrillerson no

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

Santa got my everything on my Christmas list this year !

✅ double ear infection just in time to travel

✅ a flight that requires me to get up at 5am this morning

✅ crying baby on my flight

✅ losing my license within an hour of being in New York

wb y’all ??

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

quiet sex in someone’s childhood bedroom while they’re home for the holidays is actually very cool because it’s the closest u can get to not having sex while still having sex

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

hoping that a procedure to have better nail beds will become available during my lifetime

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Ted Cruz @ Austin’s water supply

[billiam @BillRatchet]

tinnitus gang i'm laying in bed and my fucking ears wanna just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

@notcalee what is the first one called

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@25_male_nyc this is a guy who thought it’d be a good idea to do a whole bit ranting about how girls hate sex in a Netflix special...uhhh u ever consider girls just don’t like having sex with YOU ? and now u just spent a few minutes indirectly broadcasting that u suck at sex ?

[Sweet Emma Sue @eskelley11]

@VersaceCroccs @brandonbrunett2 he is too powerful to listen to ur pleas

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@merestromb potato shoes

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iso a little to no effort solution for all of my problems

suggestions for good lifestyle changes not welcome