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@Astros #txlege

[esme @esmeldzma]

in my culture, showing someone your favorite Malcolm In The Middle clips is a sign of great respect

[esme @esmeldzma]

@dicknigma3 @jen_rice_ they ate twice as many donuts

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Cute puppy booed at Diarrhea Forever event

[esme @esmeldzma]

so i put my headphone on. listen to my favorite song. soaking up the rain.

[esme @esmeldzma]

i honestly don’t know what i expected from this

[The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 @Viscountpost]

The fact that I'm basically within the margin of error is a real realignment indicator. 50 years ago, I'm demographically the prototypical Republican voter.

[ash ☭ 🔻🇵🇸 @ashpraxis_]

i fucking hate liberals

[esme @esmeldzma]

was kinda crazy to be in new mexico and no one was actually Mexican

[esme @esmeldzma]

@jyotilovebot there are soooo many instances of people doing this while trying to turn adjectives to nouns like “uncomfortable” to “uncomfortableness” or “funny” to “funniness” bro the words are “discomfort” and “humor”

[esme @esmeldzma]

@kirbcide Un Caffe, Texas?

[bug girl @buggirl]

hating children and babies doesn’t make you edgy or cool it just kinda makes you a weird as fuck asshole. dehumanizing the most vulnerable population on earth and thinking they should be excluded from society is not the quirky take you think it is

[Neet @neet_sol]

25 year olds when it’s the last day of the japan trip and it’s time to go home and get a job

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

🧵of outraged Houstonians speaking at city council right now, telling Mayor John Whitmire and council members that Houston police must stop working with ICE

[esme @esmeldzma]

hot girls drive hoopties

[danlet @evildanevil]

What is the point of going to ren faire when youre flat chested

[esme @esmeldzma]

@chokeyourself__ grow up

[brent is a sewer socialist🚰🌹 @brent858]

Seeing some leftists mad at this and it’s like, do you actually want to build a mass movement that appeals to millions of people or do you want a book club where we jerk each other off

[esme @esmeldzma]

naked sundays, summer friday, like bro can we give it a rest?

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[Briskitty @BriskittyThe3rd]

People who want to enslave women, turn them into agency-deprived domestic servants:

“Why are women so left-wing?”

[esme @esmeldzma]

remembering when my boyfriend played the song “don’t fear the reaper” while driving on trail ridge road in rocky mtn national park, famous for its elevation and views cause there are hardly any rails and also it’s 2 hours long plus i’m deathly afraid of heights.

[esme @esmeldzma]

adderall is such a lame drug to do recreationally like haha now i can answer my emails and read my book haha this is so crazyyyyy