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im just a girl🧚🏻‍♀️

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I be missing the most evil people when I’m drunk

[fawn @fawnncel]

and sometimes you realize the sad 14 year old girl in you has not gone away yet

[saira @sairaspooks]

the sound design for the odyssey is probably the best i’ve ever experienced. swear to god i was going to die on that ship with them

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

they’ve diagnosed me with sweetheart syndrome and it’s fatal

[々 @ayospawned]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is a woman acting like an unhinged little creature while the man just finds her endlessly entertaining instead of emotionally draining.

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[vivi @vivizml]

perguntei pro paciente qual o estado civil dele e ele me respondeu casado MUITO BEM CASADO e eu assi na frente dele pensando se ele sabe que isso eh protocolo do hospital ou ele achou que eu estava dando em cima dele

[ꪝe @_wej01]

My UBER driver in Baltimore told me he just got out of an ICE facility, that he spent 8 days in Washington and 51 days in a facility in Arizona. His wife reported him missing, cops had no idea ICE had taken him. He said, “She thought I was dead.” He’s an American citizen. Took them that long to realize it. This is just one guy. There’s thousands...

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[Rare @stfuayen]

If you didn’t experience the Teen Wolf, Catfish, Are You The One, Awkward & MTV Scream era in real time I feel so bad for you

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

[Jab 🍉 🔜 Streamer Games @jab50yen]

I'm not a football or "soccer" guy but I am Mexican so I'm unfortunately gonna be more Mexican than usual this week it's kind of an unspoken agreement that we're all equally Mexican when Mexican things happen so sorry

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.