esmi :p

me banearon de twitter :(

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

cuando están hablando mierda de mí pero todo es verdad

[s44nti @s44nti]

no, no quiero agarrar el teléfono y scanear el QR para ver el menú, quiero la carta, por favor, que vuelva la cartaaaAAAAAAAAA

[miia @miiagarro]

ask a woman why she hates men she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. ask a man why he hates women he'll complain about feminists on tiktok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[juli 🪷 @julibicco]

madurar es volver a conectar con la chica rara de 14 años que llevás dentro, que sabía exactamente quién era antes de que el mundo intentara convencerla de lo contrario

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cómo se siente esperar tu turno para hablar sin interrumpir la historia de alguien

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we should do this again but without the covid part

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

How it feels like when you finally find a good YouTube video to watch while eating in 2026

[ً @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[마리나 @marinaria38]

그럼 남자들은 여자 성폭행하고 때리고 몰카찍고 할때 엄마가 잇다는 걸 까먹는거임?

[IRON @GordoSuperavit]

“El socialismo es la teoría de la tierra plana de la economía.”

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

imagine connecting so deeply with someone that your dates revolve around walking and talking for hours

[fashion girl ⭑ @forbiddenhottie]

cuando por fin entiendes que no funcionó porque habrías odiado esa vida

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[goma @soigomaa]

notice how "fatherless", "single mother" and "daddy issues" are used as insults towards women but they're all examples of a man's failure

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse”

Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana: