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wear some lipgloss when you kiss my ass💋

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lil late but here🌸

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bitches preach “love and light” but livin a demonic life😭

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wtf is actually going on in the world 😭

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“long time no see” and it would have been an even longer time if you hadn’t seen me😭

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“i need my coffee first” damn bitch are you on drugs???

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dear God, thank you for my swaggalicious blessings.

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virgos are evil..

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drive slow in front of me if you want to. i will drive on the sidewalk to get around you. stop playin

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checking my bank account everyday like 1 million dollars will appear

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one thing about me, imma look for the people pushing wheels in the airport. i be DAMN if i get to gate E40 on foot.

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farting then blaming it on the “air” is insanity.

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the devil is also an aquarius male

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can’t nobody fuck with a white womans homemade cookies😭

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even God had to crashout sometimes for ppl to listen

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@apimpinnn bible

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nothing can outdo a lethal face card

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losing your best eater is a different typa heartbreak

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2025, just gone head and put the last nail on the coffin 💀

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i wish rent was $20

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i love an uber driver that understands that time is of the essence.