Ethan Soma

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I HOLD ON! #ddtg https://t.co/0cIWB1GFgq

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

I need to go to whatever party they are throwing

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@NWSSiouxFalls @Argus911 Louise n 77th

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@kayylaarosee Since when ya need perfect vision 🤔

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@zsoma21 Welp, 2 years later 👏🏾

[Madison @madisonbosil]

A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS:

Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe

Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

You know it’s cold outside when you walk outside and it’s cold.

[Lawrence Torres @Lawtorres_15]

So I’m at LAX walking to my gate and someone bumps into me and we simultaneously go “Ope”.

We looked each other and she says “Milwaukee” and I say “Chicago”.

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Having all those movie days our subs never gave us 🤙🏾

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Amen sista. Amen

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

HDB @britannswen

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen @EthanWallenberg 4am cockpit smile. It’s a thing

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

HBD.

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen give him a hug and say “I feel ya boo”

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Lol

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

“I’m doing a You - where are you” @britannswen

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Your my fave hun

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Love you

[Ethan Soma @esoma39]

@britannswen Miss you