Chubby

[Chubby @esone_serge]

@Footballera0 @Arsenal

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Chubby @esone_serge]

Final-round candidate for a Public Policy Manager role at Meta and offer in hand, then it slipped away. Final-round candidate for T&S Program Manager at TikTok (WCA).
Two “almosts” in six months, isn’t luck, it’s 7+ years of experience. I’m open to the right team.
@Google, @X 👀

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[Ustey @manus0024]

A man at my dad’s company retired after 41 years. Quiet guy. Never missed a day. Nobody really knew him. During his retirement speech he pulled out a folded piece of paper and said: “I’ve carried this in my wallet since 1987.”…

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Chris Hatch 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇰🇪 @LondonHatch]

Married 33 years today!!

“He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the LORD.” ~ Pro 18:22

[vinoypastis @vinoypastillas]

**La anestesia se inventa en el 1846**

Los doctores en 1845:

[Chubby @esone_serge]

@gaelledings Na honeymoon me and you suppose dey🎶

[Richard @afc_richard]

2004 🏆 vs 2026 🏆

22 years later, but we did it Nan ❤️

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

This is also for the Arsenal fans who passed away and couldn’t see this. I hope you’re smiling from heaven ❤️

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"We'd like to move forward with your application and schedule an interview"

[taobanker @taobanker]

I don't mean to trigger you guys anymore than I already have today, but back in 2018 you could get a good job just by learning SQL, which literally only takes a few days

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

we got tired of asking “what should we eat tonight?” so we wrote all our favorite dinners on slips of paper and put them in a jar. every week we draw from it. dinner lottery.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Today I was bored having nothing to do so I went to a random court session and after a 6 hour trial this guy who was being accused of stealing pleaded guilty. The judge asked, "Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning of the court session and save the court all that time?" "I thought I aas innocent until I heard all the evidence against me."

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

[‘ @SherzCapone00]

Arsenal I ain’t got much left in me dawg

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

I've never heard kids roast someone with such intelligence😂😂😂😂