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[Ev @esong1023]

I’m joining the circus

[Charlie Holtz @charlieholtz]

David Attenborough is now narrating my life

Here's a GPT-4-vision + @elevenlabs python script so you can star in your own Planet Earth:

[Ev @esong1023]

Hangovers are out in 2023

[imitation calamari @sophdaloaff]

To the kids who got “hypnotized” at those high school events, I’m giving you an opportunity to clear your conscience… admit you were faking it

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Throwing away my phone and looking at these for 8 hours instead

[Ev @esong1023]

Jesus Christ low key the goat

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Official tracklist for Drake & 21 Savage’s new album ‘Her Loss’

16 tracks… dropping at midnight

[Ev @esong1023]

De nada is so much smoother than you’re welcome

[Ev @esong1023]

cannot wait to have big speakers in my house so I can bump the classics with my kids

[Ev @esong1023]

@Pflan9 What color underwear?

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Elon Musk walking into Twitter HQ

[Ev @esong1023]

So out on laundry

[Ev @esong1023]

None of my roommates have seen Die Hard ☹️

[Ev @esong1023]

#giftofsox it has always been my lifelong dream to sit on the green monster 🤞

[Ev @esong1023]

@kevincargos

[Ev @esong1023]

When you give the bouncer your ID and they make eye contact with you

[Hasbulla @Hasbulla]

Last sunset 🌅

[Ev @esong1023]

Who decided chapstick was that size

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

It’s hard to believe it’s been nine years. Today, our thoughts and prayers are with the Newtown, Connecticut community as we pause to remember those lost in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting on December 14, 2012, 💚💚