Psionic Simulator

I’m in your walls.

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@ghostman198496 @itispsychomath It’s really just a bunch of alcoholics writing songs about what liberals think it’s like to live in a rural area.

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@hicasamadim 23.

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@CDoombeard @fleshsimulator Make sure to also order a fuck-ton of smoke alarms, too.

Maybe even some fertilizer.

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@fleshsimulator Ah yes. I hear those watches are “the bomb.”

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@krnjaaHRHB This is what generations of drinking methanol and huffing paint will do to a culture.

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@HotdogArbiter Give it a week, it’ll get updated like always and resume normal functionality.

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@hairy_assassin I am. In my original point, I do in fact know a guy who breeds and sells insects.

As far as the pictures go, definitely the one on the right. Looks like a sexually frustrated troon at a lesbian bar, if I’ve ever seen one.

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@hairy_assassin I don’t have a drug dealer, but if I did, I’d try that too, It would probably make my fucking day if he was like “yeah, but I only do ounces or QPs.”

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@PGusher69 @IfindRetards Had a delivery driver named “Bipu.” It was for a pizza, and it was late. Like two hours late…. From Domino’s through their website…

“Bipu is checking your pizza.” Is now a meme amongst the friend group.

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@hairy_assassin Fair, but honestly, I’m hoping he says “which one?”

This is America, I want options.

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@doomerpost Cheating is bad because that behavior will continue on in multiple aspects of your life.

It’s a soulless, self-defeating activity, that will ruin any sense of accomplishment in your life.

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@KevinMcD34 @mark_slapinski What’s the difference?

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@MasterMaliq They’re all equal to me.

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@gatorgar I blame Gen X, most millenials in my area, don’t have kids, and the ones that do often pass on the values their boomer parents taught them.

Gen Z’s problem is mostly due to Gen X Liberal “culture war,” faggotry being passed down the tree.

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@pemilo123 Once I was shown, instead of having the song said to me, an ungodly amount of times, I remember saying “that’s it? Why did they keep saying the song, that’s stupid.

Figured it out, when my Mom realized no teacher actually showed me how to, and taught me instead.

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@pemilo123 It took me awhile, because the “bunny ears,” song that goes with that method “make two bunny ears, one goes around the tree and goes into the hole.” Didn’t make sense to me, the mental image of a rabbit having an ear that goes around a tree, into a hole… What?

Not autistic.

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@blacknredtext It’s not that they “fell for it.”

It’s just a really good way to avoid paying taxes, and launder money.

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@Arhax5 Absolutely! Pedos should be thrown into industrial sewage shedders.

You would get more bites for pedo-apologists on reddit.

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@PepijnDemortier “How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning.”

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@OpeDid @fleshsimulator Yep. It’s like fishhooking someone, just with the nose. It’s incredibly effective.