Erin Kessler

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@TPAIN @kraft06 @mollycarm

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@ForePlayPod @mollycarm

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@mollycarm @PardonMyTake Jameis winston down in Nola!

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@barstoolsports @NjTank99 @mollycarm

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@miacaligaris Thank GOD. Ada and I have been waiting around all day

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@heyjaeee @mollycarm

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@ForePlayPod @BarstoolTrent @mollycarm

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But how would the players know there’s a fumble unless we all scream “FUMBLE” and point?

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@BarstoolYak @mollycarm

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I can’t believe I just had to listen to Chris Collinsworth and Al Michaels talk while Brady’s video tribute was going on in the background

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Also could we do subtitles for pilot announcements? Sir I can’t hear you, should I brace for impact? Are you just announcing the local time and temp?

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Preflight thoughts: board from the back of the plane to the front. Only one carry on in the overhead per person. If you can’t get on and get settled in 2 mins, immediate eviction. Thank you and goodnight.

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When I run for office I will ensure that all wedding venue bars stay open between cocktail hour and dinner. This is a crime.

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I have never once been confident in what I wrote in a card

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@BarstoolPAT @mollycarm

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Women who LoOoOoOve summer, do you enjoy the feeling of ripping your thighs off the leather seats?

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One time in college this girl showed up with “lock jaw” for a genetics presentation and said she couldn’t talk. She just nodded her way through an entire presentation. To this day, the MOST impressive thing I’ve ever seen.

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But how do you get the gas from your Tupperware into the car?

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I might be the boomers biggest supporter (thx for always laughing at my jokes) but for the love of God can you guys please stop “replying to all”. Please.

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Do any of us women actually enjoy the sound of engines revving or loud mufflers? Because I think we could all band together and just tell them we don’t like it