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“Death is a preferable alternative to H&M”

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Game show called “Whose Cock is it Anyways”

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@ekcxlysp Gnocchi soup at all of garden

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@ekcxlysp mid

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@ekcxlysp So hooters?

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Yawn

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@ekcxlysp Oblivion remastered just released and you’re over here playing Skyrim 3 🙄

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@ekcxlysp investing in the wrong kind of ROOF

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@ekcxlysp And remember, you gotta keep the toppings full

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@ekcxlysp I bet you wish that one customer that called Isaiah did that for you

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@ekcxlysp Me that one sunday with sky lol

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Don’t ask don’t tell son or no child left behind daughter

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@ekcxlysp You need to learn how to cook

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@afraidofwasps “This is ridiculous. I have a very serious hemoglobin allergy, you know.”

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@ekcxlysp oh he pooping pooping

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@ZachEspeAdvisor Can’t believe you let someone else have the couch, that’s your designated spot

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@ZachEspeAdvisor 🙋🏻‍♂️

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@ekcxlysp Damn this blew up 🥵🥵 follow me for more bangers!

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@SkyFa11211 @ekcxlysp Are you a dumb

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@SkyFa11211 @ekcxlysp It had a slower start to getting nice weapons than MW 2019 imo

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@ekcxlysp Sooooo minecraft?

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@ekcxlysp Facebook friends be like