🤔wen

EDM fan, amateur pianist, motorcyclist, snowboarder, gaming addict, libertarian, adrenaline junkie, existential nihilist, &c.

[🤔wen @espl0de]

AYYYYYY https://t.co/75tA7e17QD

[🤔wen @espl0de]

Just realized I haven’t tweeted in a while - here’s some shenanigans from @MammothMountain in January. I miss that beautiful POW 😔🏂

[🤔wen @espl0de]

Two razor guards, no wash, took < 20 min, yet still charged for a full hair cut instead of a buzz cut. I attempted to argue, but didn’t want to waste the time because I had work that evening. Train your employees better, @haircuttery 😡 #complaints

[🤔wen @espl0de]

yay... #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Had a fantastic time @KillingtonMtn last weekend - wish it wasn’t so far away 😥

[Jesse Mermell @jessemermell]

The rare transportation/mental health mashup sign.

[Stefan Bielik @prstskrzkrk]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

[🤔wen @espl0de]

Excited to be the 2,904th 🦄 on @BackerKit for FEND SUPER - Foldable Bike Helmet with Lights. Thanks @fendhelmet https://t.co/gcfTIgR1Eb

[Whitley Gilbert 💎 @rare_breduh4]

I ain't even mad at the doordash glitch and yalll getting over on doordash but yall messed up for STILL not tipping those doordash drivers. It's honestly sad.

[geist🌹⛓️🗝️ @dognamedgeist]

Hi yes I'd like my Adderall on Italian herbs and cheese

[🤔wen @espl0de]

#me_irl

[🤔wen @espl0de]

The earth is 70% covered in water and that water is uncarbonated, so, the earth is technically flat.

[🤔wen @espl0de]

She’s not quite as big as @fionahippo, but she had the title of “fat fat Fiona” first! 🥰 #scottiesofinstagram #kawaii #cute #dogsofinstagram https://t.co/E5VYz1M2gu

[🤔wen @espl0de]

My sunglasses match my hairrrrr yay #selfie @ New Kent, Virginia https://t.co/OmNk9BohIj

[🤔wen @espl0de]

Oh damn, just realized I never showed off my hair 😶 #selfie

[🤔wen @espl0de]

#littletokyo #chill @ Marukai Japanese Market https://t.co/KKhVY0Bz0b

[🤔wen @espl0de]

I like avacodo, but prefer them smushed up when they’re in my guacamole 😒 @ChipotleTweets #complaints

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[🤔wen @espl0de]

🥳🙄 #MyTwitterAnniversary