Ryan Esposto

Husband/father/nerd. #SFGiants and #49ers fan. Politics/polls junkie. Work at Salesforce. Tweets are my own, etc.

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People who get on crowded airport trains, complain loudly about how crowded it is (“trash” was the word she used), and then block the aisle right by the door instead of moving down deeper into the train, then complain when people push past …

… just take a fucking uber.

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Stuff like this is basically my entire internet now

[WSG @WScottGordon]

@SeanTrende Brad Pitt is now older than Anthony Hopkins was when they filmed "Meet Joe Black." I read that last week and became nauseous. The actors who portrayed A.J. & Meadow Saprano also older than Falco & Gandolfini when filming started.

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@knbrmurph I’m a little late to the party, but the best part about that bit is that they kept doing it for years after 2000.

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Having done this many … many … times, sign me up.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

When this administration is gone, it’s gonna be like cleaning up after a frat party

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@AGHamilton29 Ok Renault

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@LouC_2 @JohnJHarwood lol you’re weird

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@senatorshoshana

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@traychaney @michaelb4jordan Tell him to bring the McNuggets

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@mistressdivy @TFLN Yeah but it’s more high class so they call it Pound Sterling

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@AGHamilton29 It’s almost as if hatred, paranoia, and conspiratorial thinking come packaged with … a bunch of other evil shit.

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@TSA I don’t think these are working as intended?

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@KingRebo1 @EsotericCD Yeah that’s fair

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@Noahpinion Please please please tell me that if I read your article I will see a reference to Webvan and grocery delivery

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@deontologistics @threadreaderapp unroll

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@richjmadrid_ Haha did not expect you to be channeling Keena Turner over hear

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@C_Dub_24 @timkawakami 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@SandoNFL LOL remember when the league experimented with making PI reviewable?

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@VishKumaran Trent’s under contract but he’s a huge cap hit without a restructure