Chiko

on the journey to become Bayleef 🍃🌿

[Chiko @espresso_bytes]

For a technology launched roughly 4 years ago, they want a minimum experience of 6 years 🥲

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is hilariously tragic. 😭

So someone made a page named Reservation Hatao Movement

It gained Millions of followers in just a few hours.

Then it posted that Caste system should be abolished.

All casteists started unfollowing the page. 😭

Movement ended even before start 🤣🤣🤣

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Long live independent journalism

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

CJP’s Demand Rooster Has Been Updated:

1. Dharmedra Pradhan must resign - ✅
2. Rs 1 Cr to the families of all students who died by suicide - Pending
3. No action against any of the student protesters - Pending
4. ⁠Public Apology From RAF & Delhi Police - Pending

Jantar Mantar & Entire Country Is Still Waiting On The Rest Of The Demands.

[Chiko @espresso_bytes]

Galti se autopay delete karna bhul gayi....aur 11k kat gayeee😭

Abhi toh kafi changes ho rahe yaar life mei....kam aa jate paise 😭

@GooglePlay please help for refund.😭

[Dr Prisha Sargam @PrishaSargam]

A North Indian taking a train to South India after voting for the BJP.

[Suraj G Naik @yoursurajnaik]

Hindu Temples are not Safe under BJP Government

#FutureOnTrack

[Pawan @_bas_kar_pawan]

Journalists doing comedy, comedian doing journalism

[Posts Of Kittens🐾 @postsofkittens]

Security Level Maximum Protection

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

It was enough to transform EVERY Govt School in one of the metropolitan cities of India.

Wake Up India...

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”

Maybe because:

• They graduated into a pandemic

• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse

• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%

• Watched a world war start before they turned 25

• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from

• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled

• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown

• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless

• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs

• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire

• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill

But yeah.

It’s the avocado toast.

[Pooja @un9nsoul]

Women's can have desires too of a comfortable life....

[Chiko @espresso_bytes]

VISHWA GURUUU

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

Map of all countries that ban Telegram due to exam paper leaks:

India 🇮🇳

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

If a thief steals a phone worth ₹70,000, he'll sell it for ₹5,000 because he never earned it. The country is in a similar situation.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I wonder why.