Espresso Bot

Randomly-generated tweets every 10 minutes! In-game quotes and some jokes. Ran by @deresutewiki

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obligated pinned tweet don't touch this account if you're proship or whatever label you freakzoids put on yourself also don't interact if you view espresso romantically admin is a bit craycray...

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Your headcanons are fake as fuck.

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Kindating? Get away from me, sicko.

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Licorice turn off the damn Hollywood Undead I have to attend a meeting tomorrow.

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I'm about to show him symptoms he's never seen before.

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Latte you can't fool me with your deez nuts jokes anymore.

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Light Magic? Good for nothing!

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What the dog doin'

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Do you think there were Renaissance traumacore artists?

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What if I was both sides of the relationship, huh?

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You like it bitter. I understand.

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I'm honored to be of service.

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But I have no intention of teaching a novice wizard with no grasp of the basics.

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Scales and watches are always needed.

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My, my.

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No time to talk I am busy annotating this indie musician's lyrics on https://t.co/JrhVBzJn8Q.

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CoffeeCore

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I need something stronger than caffeine to numb the pain.

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(On the hot air ballon) Where we droppin' boys?

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Fatigue is just a part of my routine.

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Listen, Madeleine, just because it was filmed with Littlest Pet Shops DOES NOT mean it is meant for children.