Years ago, I was running late for a job interview
On the way there, a homeless man was laying across the sidewalk
I violently kicked him so he'd get out of my way
When I finally got to the interview, I was shocked to see who would be interviewing me
It was the homeless man I just kicked
The interview?
It was at a company that gets paid to go around the city kicking homeless people until they move elsewhere
He made me the CEO
That's how it's done