Ben

[Ben @espy81]

Is this you again @napalmsquirrel

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I haven't been to a dentist or hairdresser yet this century. I'm 46

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"What about university tuition fees then? Will you remain committed to scrapping them?"

Starmer "They're all pledges Andrew, so the answer to these questions is yes."

"So university tuition fees being scrapped will be in a Starmer manifesto?"

"Yes. That's why it's a pledge."

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"And we will scrap tuition fees and bring back maintenance grants. Free education for all throughout your life. That is the prospect that [the Tories] would have us believe is so terrifying"

Turns out not just the Tories!

[Ben @espy81]

@napalmsquirrel you're not even trying to be anonymous anymore

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a 38 year old married father of 2, whose wife has lost all interest in sex. I've realised my penis has done all it's ever going to do. Currently having a shed built in the garden, where I plan to build model planes, until the sweet release of death.

[Ben @espy81]

Disqualify Convicted Child Rapist Steven Van De Velde from the Olympics - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/VCsVaf5GXQ via @UKChange

[Ben @espy81]

@LawrenceLoney

[💎Debbie❤️ @Yoga_Queen01]

When the baby still remembers that you were the one who suggested abortion.

[Ben @espy81]

@ramzifreij is this your running instructor?

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This video always have me dying

[Ben @espy81]

@fesshole You posting again @napalmsquirrel

[Ben @espy81]

@LawrenceLoney

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife doesn't work but I earn a good wage. My whole life is watching alerts on my phone with constant joint account spending. I sit there working while hundreds are frittered away, every day on crap. It is infuriating and depressing. Why save when you can buy another shit lamp

[Ben @espy81]

@napalmsquirrel

[Ben @espy81]

Just missing a pole and it's a dead ringer for @LawrenceLoney

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The best dancer

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The best dancer

[Old School House Venosc 💙 @old_school_alps]

Hey @Ryanair, my parents who are in their 70s and 80s, had accidentally downloaded the return flight boarding card instead of the outgoing ones and you charged them £110 to print them at the airport. £110 for 2 pieces of paper which took 1 minute. Shame on you

[Ben @espy81]

Having @Schofe in this program makes perfect sense now #themorningshow #philipschofield

[Ben @espy81]

This @napalmsquirrel

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean nobody stopped me

[Ben @espy81]

@napalm_squirrel

[Ben @espy81]

Thanks for the reassuring message @British_Airways

[Ben @espy81]

Do you want one of these for the house? @LawrenceLoney

[Ben @espy81]

DC Entertainment: Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/o2vCoTJYzm via @UKChange