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retired hooligan
i got married faster than bruno mars dropped an album

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@Spiribolt please eat kebab in berlin (this is important)

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@LauraRose_____ GIRL WE NEED ALL THE DETAILS. HOW WHEN WHY? AND CONGRATS

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@BrunoMars hey since you’re in germany I have an urgent question: do you still believe kebab is whale-dick?

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@iremderici doo-wops & hooligans hakkında ne düşünüyorsun? veya hangi bm albümlerini en çok seviyorsun, sıralama yapsana 👀

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@iremderici abla senin hooligan olduğunu bilmiyordummm

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@iremderici abla ben bu albüme hiç ısınamadım :( diğer albümleri çok daha iyi değil miydi ya? biz 10 sene bunu mu bekledik şimdi 😭

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@Spiribolt I was so thrilled to watch this mv as a wedding photo- & videographer. the video is such a masterpiece

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@arveesibleglaxy Glad I’m not the only one …

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@BrunoMars don’t you think it’s time for #AskTheDragon or shall I say #AskTheRomantic 👀

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petition for @brunomars to finally put “the other side” on the setlist so i can rap b.o.b’s part in amsterdam

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@BrunoMars will phred be there? only going if he’s there, i need to know

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also can’t believe he fucking skipped cologne/dusseldorf and there’s only one german city on the list

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why can’t he play askthedragon though, does he not miss us 😭

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i can’t believe i came back to twitter AFTER years just to see the OG hooligans still doing their thing 😭 Y’ALL NOT MARRIED? Y’ALL DON’T HAVE CHILDREN OR SOMETHING??

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things that have changed in my life while bruno mars took his time to work on his album:

i left twitter (& came back)
i got married
i graduated from 2 universities
i started my own business
i moved cities
i fucking aged

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NOTHING will ever beat the cover for dw&h and UJ btw.

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imagine seeing bruno mars in your mentions and he’s just ruthlessly dragging you

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i’m so sad i can’t continue the iconic “only here 4 phred” saga

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is it acceptable to come w a “only here for @Spiribolt” poster to a bruno mars show or not?

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@Spiribolt that was so fucking stylish can you do that again