Dan Woolley

Time chaser. Opinion giver. Empathy provider. Bash scripter. Beer drinker. Skateboarder.

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

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[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

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[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@susie_dent "Ducks in a row" 😵‍💫

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@simonpegg we are the Peggs (tonight for a bit anyway)

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

You’re more likely to meet somebody who finds Mrs Brown’s Boys funny than die from a blood clot after taking the AZ vaccine.

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@michael___56 @MHutchings91 @AdeleDaniel23 @R_H_Lead @GaryLineker It's always a bus. These busses are the real threat, very dangerous

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@AdrianEdmondson Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@angeladewan UK is certainly doing badly, and unfortunately we are not alone. Your article is inaccurate and poorly researched. Read this for a factual based view : Sky News: COVID-19: How does the number of coronavirus deaths in the UK compare with other countries?.
https://t.co/30kwuTve4y

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@StevenPassman1 @mandycassidy65 @mrdanwalker Call his Dr.

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

Juno's been watching too many adverts. In the dog house.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Brilliant defence of Fairytale of New York, from The Spectator:
The pathetic censorship of ‘Fairytale of New York’ https://t.co/LrZCXtMV0J via @spectator

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So it turns out Bill Gates doesn’t want to insert a microchip into you so he can track your movements around Speke Home Bargains on a Saturday

https://t.co/Y9YldjEals

[Ivor Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel]

I imagine Dominic Cummings will be taking a drive today to test his hindsight.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

The Canary Trap method for catching someone leaking information does rely for its effectiveness on not leaking the fact that you’re going to employ said Canary Trap method to a national newspaper (unless this was the Canary Trap of course, in which case well played).

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

Hugely important. This is the key graph from Sat night lockdown press conference, shown to a primetime TV audience of 15m. It suggests up to 4,000 daily Covid deaths. But now, gvt is backtracking - refusing to explain the graphs, or publish the studies they came from.

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

No10’s slides tonight showed a second wave capable of rising four, even six times higher than the first. Its assumptions have changed suddenly and radically - but why? My blog on the new data https://t.co/imD5Yj1agZ

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@MonicaLewinsky Is that the measure line?

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@FormbyMichele @cricketwyvern Put a few gin mixers in your handbag

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

"The queen's gambit" on netflix is simply brilliant TV

[Dan Woolley @esrwoolley]

@afneil "All ages"? Hardly