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@petan_ethersen when you've been lost for 37 minutes and you see a window and think you've finally found your way out only to realize knowing which way is north does not help you find the instrument office 😩👌👏

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@petan_ethersen when they haven't labeled the stairs yet 😩👌

[Emil Herbert @herbertologist]

weighted blankets aren't enough. I need to be subducted by continental crust

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@OKWildlifeDept Gar 😩🙏👌👍💚😍🥹

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fun ways to celebrate:
• be a fish
• have a long nose
• breathe air

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wishing you all a garvelous #GarWeek

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

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and by something drastic I mean eating a baked potato with margarine on it

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If I have to start putting margarine on my baked potatoes on account of butter prices I am going to do something drastic

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how bout them mariners huh!!!

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if it just rained nonstop at least three days a week all my problems would go away

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if there isn't a bass trombone line that smacks you in the face like a brick wall what's the point of the piece

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Utah Lake isn't gross you guys are just mean

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I'm tired of lying. John Cage wrote some bangers

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@FredaTheElf so everyone BETTER BE NICE TO ME

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o the breads I will bake once it hits Easter

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@FredaTheElf April will be a great time to be my friend

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celebrate marching band on this march 4th!! hold up an instrument til your arms snap off

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When I grow up I wanna be Chuck Daellenbach

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everyone!! get in soil formation!! *the group stacks into distinct o, a, b, and c horizons*