mom_jokes

[mom_jokes @ess_crowbar]

**people getting evicted from their homes**
Their government:

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

A full tank needs to come with bottle girls holding up a cardboard sign

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

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[Fact @Fact]

When some things go wrong, take a moment to be thankful for the many more things that are still going right.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but taking your clothes to a laundry shop is cheaper than hiring a mama fua. Some charge as little as 60 bob per kilogram.

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Some Bridgerton fans must think they’re watching Game of thrones coz what do you mean Michaela killed John so she could be with Francesca????

[mom_jokes @ess_crowbar]

Why are these guys mad about ‘give them a show’ comment. It’s reality tv; we are here for the drama. Dr. C gets it!!!! Camera.Lights.Action. #realhousewivesultimategirlstripafrica

[mom_jokes @ess_crowbar]

That reunion !!!!. They’d have said abc did not happen but it was ‘misspoken’ and play back that scene to clear Katie’s name. #RHOCReunion

[Celestial Muse 🧚‍♀️ @Itsolga5]

This coming year I’m asking the heavens to favor me. For luck to be on my side always…For grace to abide in me and speak for me and carry me through… and put me in places I’ve dreamt of.. and even those beyond my wildest dreams…

I’m speaking this for me and my people.🤍

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I fell in love with this sentence:
“Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

European MPs have voted to block funding to Tanzania and to consider sanctions against powerful people behind human rights violations.

Our latest report on CNN keeps the international spotlight on Tanzania

[yves✨🇲🇽 @giawheauxx]

9 seasons into selling sunset and i still can tell those twins apart

[Just_CK @_ck_ras]

I watch selling sunset like I am about to buy property from Openheim lol

[ant :) @antstann]

Finished selling sunset and Mary has a veryy nasty spirit. Getting mad that someone sent you flowers cause your house got robbed is psychotic. The way she threw a fit just seeing Chelsea’s name card at Brie’s party was so micro aggressive

[mom_jokes @ess_crowbar]

Safaricom before naming any of their products;

[mom_jokes @ess_crowbar]

This kfc kiosk option is so good for introverts!!!

[༺♡༻Chilli Mango༺♡༻ @byvenussss]

Pov: ur waiting for the electric boda rider to change the batteries

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

and that’s on period!😂

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

"Sufficient funds" "Insufficient funds"

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Ikifika judgment day waseme ovacado ndio forbidden fruit

[8 @junekms]

How i be on phone calls with my fav people after claiming i hate calls