#JKS | ForestFather

Denny's gang~ WA PM Ike main. TO/co owner of EastSideSmash, professional NPC, i like yelling in public spaces and being somebody’s father

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

What’s JKS mean. A thread?

So when i go to big tourneys i change my in game tag to 4JKS. I get asked about it a bit, my usual response is that it’s my sisters initials, or that it means “Just Keep Smiling”

The answer is actually both. However

[chrono @TheChr0nomancer]

@icekiller305 coney (old professional brawl player/smash commentator) once gave a really good breakdown of the clip that made it so much funnier to me

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

@HodatBest My apologies friend this is the first one seen you on my feed. I retract my statement

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

Every every few years a new nofluxes appears on slippi ranked like some chud phoenix. I pray it’s not this guy

[Spots @Spots__]

???

Went by bro's stream to say GGs and found him calling me a sniper and a smurfer and shit? Baseless, bullshit accusations but apparently I'm the one that doesn't, "recognize civility or kindness."

Yeah, you seem real friendly, guy 🤡🤡🤡

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

The 2028 election will be two guys both saying “Look, the times ahead will be tough. I won’t lie to you: you may have to eat your children,” but with slightly different dog-whistles.

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

@DSBM9999 If he picks up ganon we’ll know

[Sweat FM @sweatFM_]

i really related to when 2chainz said "and my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off"

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

@daeshikjr There had to have been some confused ass mfers seeing her drive onto the tracks from sodo

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

For the non Seattle. This specific station is an entire floor up, this dumb lady likely got on the tracks at SODO and rode that shit 20 feet upwards and just kept going until she got outta Seattle proper

[SEATTLESUBMISSIONS @SEATTLESUBMISS]

#BREAKING Seattle’s Link Light Rail suspended after a vehicle drove onto the tracks at Mount Baker Station 🚉

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Begaria @Begaria]

God of War is a fantasy franchise in which you confront Gods of various mythologies, has a talking decapitated head, wield ever burning blades chained to your arms, and throw an axe retrieved by a telekinesis.

But sure, go on, tell me how a Gelatinous Cube doesn't fit.

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

Once again Mormons ruin everything

[dubsea @dubseatv]

How does this even happen⁉️😭

A woman somehow drove her car onto Seattle’s elevated light rail tracks at Mount Baker Station on Wednesday evening, bringing train service to a halt. 😳🚆

Witnesses say the driver told people she was “following GPS” after ending up on the tracks and driving a significant distance before getting stuck. The vehicle had to be removed from the guideway, causing major delays for riders across the 1 Line. #DUBSEA

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

Rizzler if you see this just know i appreciate you and everything you’ve done, you deserve real friends your age and I’m sorry fame drives a wedge in that

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

the rizzler gets real for a moment

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

@TabbyNickel PLEASE!!

Bonus points if it’s not at UW but i understand since that’s basically always the cheapest option

[#JKS | ForestFather @ess_forestfire]

Me everytime i mention that a work task i literally cannot do because i lack permissions is an *insert name of manager* question

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

The autistic experience of being misperceived as complaining when you’re just nonchalantly describing something you’ve experienced.

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

you’ve committed the social crime of acknowledging something negative. 10 lashings.

[Noble Art Understander @UnderstanderArt]

Guys, there are just artists where the “I always knew they were bad” doesn’t work.

[Zeddy @yaboizeddy_]

who sellin controllers

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

The existence of Lara Croft makes all these “I don’t wanna play as a woman” takes just seem like pure grift.

[KANA @freakassthug]

the extent of stealth action in most modern titles being a crouch button and single press takedowns genuinely makes you miss how hard mgs and hitman used to innovate on it entry after entry

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

@TheSoulRequiem2 if he wants a game where he can relate to the protagonist then he should play the binding of isaac. You play as a giant bald fucking baby that cries all day and shits on the floor