Essex Mortimer Dogg

Father. Husband. Author of The Groom's Instruction Manual. Web nerd. Professional sarcasticater.

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I observe One Shining Moment New Year. #FinalFour

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@PenLlawen I wanted to listen to Suede’s Dog Man Star a few weeks ago and it wasn’t there, just a 20th anniversary live recording. But I found it on Apple Music. 🤷‍♂️

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@inthefade How about these submissions:
Walking on the Sun
Fly
Torn
Iris
All I Want

And probably my favorite
Save Tonight

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I'm not OK with Weezer teaching my kids about the '80s.

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Standard disclaimer: #notanendorsement

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How long until Sanders challenges Beto to a winner-take-all arm wrestling match?

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Yes, the most exotic thing about me is less than a rounding error of French. I may actually be the whitest man alive.

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Kiss me, I’m...

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@CourtneyReimer I want Alexa to recognize my voice as the parent and make my kids ask permission to stop a song because every time they walk into the room and it’s playing my music they just say “Alexa, stop.” 😡😭

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The “Beastie Boys Book” playlist isn’t official, I don’t think, but some beautiful human went through and made a soundtrack of all the songs that play a role in the book. It’s a fantasy aural history of punk, dance, new wave and hip hop. A+++.

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I have some Sunday morning recommendations (is that a thing?)...

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Another audiobook that’s SO SO SO good and has an accompanying @Spotify playlist is “The Beastie Boys Book.” I have the audiobook and physical book and both are worth every penny.

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@brilliantorange The term you’re looking for is “self-made.”